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I'm not the maid -- Don't ever let me catch you smoking -- I'll leave the light on for you -- Play fair -- Respect your elders -- 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1! -- What in the world do you think you're doing? -- Were you born in a barn? -- Don't make a mountain out of a molehill -- This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you -- Use your indoor voice -- Don't cry over spilled milk -- Look on the bright side, dear -- Don't make me stop this car! -- Say cheese! -- If johnny jumps off a cliff, are you going to jump too? -- I don't care who started this -- You're not leaving the house dressed like that! -- "Sticks and stones may break your bones ..." -- Just because I love you, that's why -- Tuck in your shirt -- You can do it! -- Hold your horses -- Tell your friend it's not a good time -- Watch where you're going! -- What's going on in there? -- Just a minute! -- What's that smell? -- Just wait 'til your father comes home -- Turn down that music -- Don't get too big for your britches -- Don't tease the dog -- Mommy will kiss your boo-boo and make it all better -- No, you can't change your name -- Be nice to your sister -- Mommy's on the treadmill -- I'll love you forever -- Wipe that smile off your face -- You know better than to do that -- You can look but you can't touch -- I love you (but you're driving me crazy) -- You were born in my heart -- There are starving children in Africa -- Because I'm your mother, that's why -- Be nice to your brother -- Cough into your sleeve -- Pick up your toys -- Shhh, mommy's on the phone -- To have a friend you must be a friend -- Mommy and daddy are having "quiet time" -- Mommy needs a nap -- Mommy's locked in the bathroom -- Now tell me how you're really feeling -- Leave your sister alone -- Go to your room for "rest time" -- Watch where you're stepping -- If you stick out that lip any farther -- Eat your vegetables -- There's no such thing as the boogeyman -- The kitchen is closed.